Eeee!

Haven’t logged into my Friendster account for the longest time – check out this message I just got:

Subject: I think your name is beautiful….

Message: Dear Sylvia,

Hi-ee! Im Simon, 32, just an ordinary Singapore
Chinese guy.

Im working as a manger in a local firm. I enjoy
bowling, swimming, cycling along the beach,
listening to music, traveling and window-shopping
etc.

I also love strolling by the seaside, especially
watching the evening sun set. Im also a nature
lover and Im fond of animals, especially puppies.

Well, you must be wondering what is it I want. Er
I know this sounds like a pick-up line. But I just
wanna be your friend Sylvia, and have the chance
to get to know and understand you.

Yup. Thats all. Cross my heart

I really hope we can be friends Sylvia. True friends
are hard to come by, especially in this cold, harsh
and selfish world that we live in.

I really hope to hear from you.

Take care

With TLC (Tender Loving Care ),
Bear Bear

What sort of decent, non-psychopathic  guy calls himself Bear Bear?! Do let me know if you’ve received a similar message.